Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP
Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP
Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP
Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP
Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP

Heathcliff

Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP

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Heathcliff – Postcard From A ParaHell Universe 12” LP

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PREORDER NOW! THIS AND ALL PRODUCTS ORDERED WITH IT WILL SHIP ON OR AROUND MARCH 4TH, 2025!

‘Postcard from a ParaHell Universe’ is the new full-length album from German skatepunk band Heathcliff.

Picking right up where 2021’s highly acclaimed ‘Stay Posi’ left off, ‘Postcard from a ParaHell Universe’’ is packed with 11 fast, powerful, and philosophical skatepunk tunes, including the singles “Mirror, Mirror, FUA!”, “Circles”, and “Sugarcoated Unicorn ParaHell”. Plus, for all the fans of the seminal softcore stylings of Swedish melodic punk rockers Millencolin, there’s even a cover of “Friends ‘Til The End”.  

With a physical release date of March 7th, 2025 – a month before the album’s worldwide digital release – ‘Postcard from a ParaHell Universe’ is being jointly released by Double Helix Records (USA), SBÄM Records (Austria), Pee Records (Australia), and Bearded Punk Records (Belgium).

There are three limited edition vinyl color variations available worldwide from Double Helix Records, SBÄM Records, Pee Records, and Bearded Punk Records:

-Transparent Pink + Poison Green Blob
-Transparent Yellow + Multicolor Splatter
-Crystal Clear + Globular Splatter

The cat is back, so don’t procrastinate – buy a limited-edition LP before they are gone.

Track Listing:

SIDE A
1. THE CAT IS BACK
2. MIRROR, MIRROR, FUA!
3. CIRCLES
4. WON’T GET US DOWN
5. HEARTBLEEDS
6. FRIENDS ‘TIL THE END (MILLENCOLIN COVER)

SIDE B
7. UNIVERSE IN A NUTSHELL
8. THE PROCRASTINATION EQUATION
9. SUGARCOATED UNICORN PARAHELL
10. STARGAZER (FEAT. ETIENNE DIONNE FROM MUTE)
11. KEEP THIS LIGHT ON

HEATHCLIFF IS:
Bust-E – Vocals/Drums
Andy – Lead Guitar/Vocals
Bernie – Bass/Vocals
Stef – Guitar/Vocals

DHR-0044 / SBAM165 / BPR089 / PV050

@doublehelixrecords / doublehelixrecords.com

***The image provided is a mockup. The results once pressed may vary.***

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